[ti:Alfred] [ar:StickNutzman] [al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals] [by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner] [length:02:56] [00:10.57]Born with an accordion in his hands [00:12.84]Conquering the world became his plans [00:15.27]From a young age they saw his talent [00:17.69]Everyone wondering where the mustache went [00:20.14]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME [00:22.49]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME [00:24.88]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY [00:27.08]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME [00:30.11]He dared to be stupid [00:32.27]Walked the nature trail to hell [00:34.88]Got his cassette? Fuckin’ loop it [00:37.10]Michael Jackson even fuckin’ knew it [00:39.42]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME [00:41.79]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME [00:44.23]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY [00:46.35]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME [00:49.16]Coolio didn’t dig the amish shit [00:51.37]Some people just can’t hang with it [00:53.64]Oh your song’s so great, so important [00:56.31]Watch Al tear that fucker to shit [00:58.76]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME [01:01.10]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME [01:03.50]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY [01:05.67]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME [01:08.40]Nirvana said don’t copy our album art [01:10.52]Also don’t flood our song with WAVs of farts [01:13.00]Well Al got the last word obviously [01:15.37]Does anyone even care about the baby’s weenie? [01:18.15]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME [01:20.51]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME [01:22.92]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY [01:25.05]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME [01:27.76]Once took out a Colombian drug lord [01:30.19]Madonna was his girlfriend while he’s on tour [01:32.65]Wrote My Bologna makin’ a sandwich [01:35.07]All his roommates I’d totally smash with [01:37.50]Played by fuckin’ Harry Potter [01:39.75]Daniel Radcliffe right now couldn’t be hotter YEAH [01:44.70]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME [01:47.13]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME [01:49.56]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY [01:51.74]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME [01:54.36]Unfortunately he hung up the pants [01:56.71]Even though modern music needs an advance [01:59.07]Said the album model is dead [02:01.60]Bro get this through your head [02:04.14]Al dropping singles would sell like fire [02:06.47]New parodies down the fuckin’ wire [02:08.97]Come on man, give us one more [02:11.10]Ah, fuck it, play White and Nerdy some more [02:13.82]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME [02:16.22]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME [02:18.63]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY [02:20.73]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME [02:23.43]My goal is simple, clone the man [02:25.61]Then insert some FUCKs to complete the plan [02:28.09]Maybe some SHIT DAMN ASS or CUNT [02:30.78]You know Al absolutely won’t [02:32.92]Maybe that’s why he’s the king [02:35.64]Squeaky clean, that’s his thing [02:37.96]Well not me, I drop the F-Bombs [02:40.46]My album sales? Uhm… [02:42.92]Yeah not so much [02:44.41]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME [02:47.13]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME [02:49.61]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY [02:51.72]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME [02:54.75]Al will never fuckin’ hear this [02:56.86]Probably for the best, I was high when I wrote it