[ti:Alfred (Polka Mix)]
[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:02:40]

[00:13.20]Born with an accordion in his hands
[00:16.49]Conquering the world became his plans
[00:19.70]From a young age they saw his talent
[00:22.66]Everyone wondering where the mustache went
[00:26.30]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME
[00:27.90]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME
[00:29.55]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
[00:31.15]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME
[00:36.14]He dared to be stupid
[00:39.33]Walked the nature trail to hell
[00:42.20]Got his cassette? Fuckin’ loop it
[00:45.50]Michael Jackson even fuckin’ knew it
[00:49.23]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME
[00:50.86]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME
[00:52.51]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
[00:54.03]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME
[00:56.12]Coolio didn’t dig the amish shit
[00:57.36]Some people just can’t hang with it
[00:58.94]Oh your song’s so great, so important
[01:00.41]Watch Al tear that fucker to shit
[01:02.37]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME
[01:03.98]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME
[01:05.63]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
[01:07.07]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME
[01:08.95]Nirvana said don’t copy our album art
[01:11.77]Also don’t flood our song with WAVs of farts
[01:15.35]Well Al got the last word obviously
[01:18.12]Does anyone even care about the baby’s weenie?
[01:22.06]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME
[01:23.61]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME
[01:25.24]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
[01:26.83]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME
[01:28.67]Once took out a Colombian drug lord
[01:30.17]Madonna was his girlfriend while he’s on tour
[01:31.79]Wrote My Bologna makin’ a sandwich
[01:33.48]All his roommates I’d totally smash with
[01:35.10]Played by fuckin’ Harry Potter
[01:38.05]Daniel Radcliffe right now couldn’t be hotter YEAH
[01:41.66]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME
[01:43.26]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME
[01:44.88]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
[01:46.51]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME
[01:48.15]Unfortunately he hung up the pants
[01:51.06]Even though modern music needs an advance
[01:54.23]Said the album model is dead
[01:56.10]Bro get this through your head
[01:57.57]Al dropping singles would sell like fire
[01:59.58]New parodies down the fuckin’ wire
[02:01.22]Come on man, give us one more
[02:03.56]Ah, fuck it, play White and Nerdy some more
[02:07.70]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME
[02:09.34]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME
[02:11.03]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
[02:12.62]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME
[02:14.36]My goal is simple, clone the man
[02:15.76]Then insert some FUCKs to complete the plan
[02:17.54]Maybe some SHIT DAMN ASS or CUNT
[02:19.18]You know Al absolutely won’t
[02:20.84]Maybe that’s why he’s the king
[02:22.47]Squeaky clean, that’s his thing
[02:24.12]Well not me, I drop the F-Bombs
[02:26.57]My album sales? Uhm…
[02:28.26]Yeah not so much
[02:30.65]YANKOVIC IS THE FUCKIN’ NAME
[02:32.25]WORDSMITHING IS MY FUCKIN’ GAME
[02:33.86]DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
[02:35.48]ESPECIALLY ANY STORY ABOUT ME
[02:37.64]Al will never fuckin’ hear this
[02:40.69]Probably for the best, I was high when I wrote it