[ti:Because I Can (Pizza Version)]
[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:03:05]

[00:00.88]Nah
[00:09.97]Maybe I’mma eat a little pizza
[00:13.77]Maybe I’mma order thick & wide
[00:17.06]Eat it while I got CNN on
[00:20.58]Political wonk over on the side
[00:24.60]All I wanna do is make some money
[00:28.27]But everybody wanna keep they money
[00:31.57]Especially me, except when I don’t
[00:34.71]I’m impulsive with spending, I’m that guy
[00:39.01]I’m mostly okay
[00:40.74]I’ll make it big one day
[00:43.76]Meh!
[00:45.06]I’mma take this call
[00:46.96]It’s my mom just checking in
[00:48.90]I love her, that’s how I am
[00:52.36]She’s basically my only friend these days
[00:55.46]Plus some exes hangin’ in
[00:57.43]I love them, that’s how I am
[01:00.11]Live this way just Because I can
[01:02.83]Because I can
[01:09.42]Maybe I’mma play a lil’ Factorio
[01:11.32]You know I don’t go out anymore
[01:13.75]Got the whole base lined with lasers
[01:15.55]Flame turrets pile it on even more
[01:18.08]Flying robots do all the work
[01:19.98]Ain’t even liftin’ a finger
[01:21.50]It’s like the actual Mechanical Turk
[01:23.28]Cranberries be lettin’ it linger
[01:25.54]I’m mostly okay (bro you know it’s okay)
[01:28.40]I’ll make it big one day
[01:31.22]Oof!
[01:31.82]I’mma take this call
[01:33.17]It’s just work with an overtime request
[01:35.38]I love them, that’s how I am
[01:39.12]Everyone at the SOC, they’re the best
[01:42.08]It’s a family, one and all
[01:43.57]Seriously love those guys, it’s how I am
[01:48.90]Live this way just Because I can
[01:53.12]Because I can
[01:59.68]I’mma take this call (it’s just how I am)
[02:02.35]Another offer for a personal loan with fifty percent interest
[02:06.43]Endless mountains of spam
[02:10.62]Endless effing mountains of spam
[02:15.87]Spam, spam
[02:16.94]The AI gets past the call screen
[02:18.61]The transcript delivers it all
[02:20.59]Don’t even tap the phone screen
[02:22.42]Don’t even answer the call
[02:24.06]Spam, spam
[02:25.02]Business loans for 300K
[02:26.86]They don’t even know I’d throw it away
[02:28.71]Don’t trust me with money no way
[02:32.60]I’mma take this call
[02:33.78]Contractor checkin in no big deal
[02:35.95]I love them, that’s how I am
[02:39.34]Waiting for Abdul to come back to get my meal
[02:43.60]It’s a family, one and all
[02:46.96]Seriously love those guys, it’s how I am
[02:51.40]Live this way just Because I can
[02:55.18]Because I can (Games all day)
[02:56.37]Because I can (No other way)
[02:59.12]Because I can
[03:01.61]I’mma take this call
[03:03.06]It’s you buying this song
[03:05.31]I love you, that’s how I am