[ti:Child's Play]
[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:02:21]

[00:02.80]Ladies and Gentlemen
[00:04.93]And all points in between
[00:07.43]This is the greatest show
[00:09.97]You’ve ever fuckin’ seen
[00:12.29]Comic? Done it
[00:13.47]PAX? Nailed it
[00:14.76]Game? Um… it exists
[00:17.27]Cardboard tube will skewer fish
[00:21.43]MY NAME IS MIKE
[00:23.62]OH MY NAME IS JERRY
[00:26.36]WE FUCKIN FRUITS
[00:27.62]WE GOT THE JUICE
[00:28.87]TWO FUCKIN KNUCKLEHEADS
[00:30.73]CHOSE FUN INSTEAD
[00:32.25]Oh that’s a cute comic you draw
[00:34.35]You best know who laid down the law
[00:37.20]The mold was made by fuckin’ Krahulik
[00:39.38]He stirs your drink with his fuckin’ Krahu-dick
[00:41.84]MY NAME IS MIKE
[00:43.53]OH MY NAME IS JERRY
[00:45.48]WE FUCKIN FRUITS
[00:47.68]WE GOT THE JUICE
[00:48.84]TWO FUCKIN KNUCKLEHEADS
[00:50.68]CHOSE FUN INSTEAD
[00:52.16]Oh you like to write a blog?
[00:54.47]One man does it like improv
[00:56.85]Holkins chronicles the whole damn thing
[00:59.03]He also makes sure the website pings
[01:02.23]Actually that’s probably IT but whatever
[01:05.48]MY NAME IS MIKE
[01:06.90]OH MY NAME IS JERRY
[01:10.01]WE FUCKIN FRUITS
[01:11.30]WE GOT THE JUICE
[01:12.52]TWO FUCKIN KNUCKLEHEADS
[01:14.36]CHOSE FUN INSTEAD
[01:15.99]You starting shit? We got Enforcers
[01:18.12]We got literally every cosplay from fuckin’ Star Wars
[01:20.95]New games sweat us for some play
[01:23.20]Think it’s short? It goes 3 fuckin’ days
[01:25.93]PAX PAX PAX
[01:27.23]On the attack
[01:28.48]PAX PAX PAX
[01:29.64]Are you lost? Read the FAQ
[01:30.97]Also maybe wear some deodorant
[01:35.00]MY NAME IS MIKE
[01:36.56]OH MY NAME IS JERRY
[01:39.97]WE FUCKIN FRUITS
[01:41.24]WE GOT THE JUICE
[01:42.53]TWO FUCKIN KNUCKLEHEADS
[01:44.31]CHOSE FUN INSTEAD
[01:45.93]We all benefit from the nerd age
[01:48.36]Every three days a new damn comic page
[01:51.06]2026 they still doing it
[01:53.39]Somehow they haven’t descended into shit
[01:55.96]Maybe we should mention D&D?
[01:58.37]Fuck it, it’s overplayed anyway
[02:01.46]MY NAME IS MIKE
[02:03.43]OH MY NAME IS JERRY
[02:06.16]WE FUCKIN FRUITS
[02:07.45]WE GOT THE JUICE
[02:08.71]TWO FUCKIN KNUCKLEHEADS
[02:10.53]CHOSE FUN INSTEAD
[02:12.37]Book me for the next PAX
[02:14.24]I’ll press play with a speaker stack
[02:17.43]TWO FUCKIN KNUCKLEHEADS
[02:21.16]CHOSE FUN INSTEAD