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[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:02:56]

[00:00.71]We got an astronaut
[00:02.90]We got two hall of fames
[00:05.70]We got baseball diamonds
[00:08.50]We got basketball games
[00:12.21]We got caves in the hills
[00:13.47]We got scenic drives
[00:14.81]We got the Brewery District
[00:16.24]We got average crime
[00:18.36]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[00:21.22]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[00:23.99]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[00:26.64]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[00:29.85]All the sports are fuckin’ tragedies
[00:32.72]Except for soccer
[00:33.51]Does anyone care, please
[00:35.27]Browns can’t win with 29 QB’s
[00:38.15]Guardians can’t even keep their damn name
[00:40.72]Lebron had to come in and save the Cavs
[00:43.41]‘Cept the Bengals and Blue Jackets aren’t half bad
[00:46.62]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[00:49.42]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[00:52.23]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[00:54.70]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[00:57.64]We got a big fuckin’ ark across the river
[00:59.86]Ohio didn’t want it, it’s a fairy tale
[01:02.82]How do they even explain the whales?
[01:05.52]Jesus rode a dinosaur with a ponytail
[01:08.46]Oh don’t worry, we got megachurches
[01:11.28]Stop on by and get your coffee
[01:14.10]Worship while you make your purchase
[01:17.67]O-H-FUCKIN-I-O BITCH PLEASE
[01:20.42]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[01:23.25]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[01:25.75]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[01:28.68]The Eisenhower Interstate Highway System
[01:31.79]Ohio mastered it, fuckin’ listen
[01:34.15]All three main cities linked by 71
[01:37.30]Stop by the Flats to have some fun
[01:40.15]Get yo ass up to Put-In-Bay
[01:42.61]Lake Erie in the summer, there’s no way
[01:46.04]You gonna have a bad time when you’re drunk
[01:51.56]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[01:54.27]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[01:57.07]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[01:59.53]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[02:02.65]Somehow JD Vance is from here
[02:05.11]Better hope you’re not a queer
[02:07.98]Keep that shit bottled up tight
[02:10.57]Maybe I’ll tell ‘em, I just might
[02:13.23]No I won’t I’m a total chicken
[02:15.89]He once basically called fuckin’ Trump Hitler
[02:18.87]Now he got memes that make him bigger
[02:22.36]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[02:25.18]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[02:27.95]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[02:30.39]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[02:33.28]It’s actually not a bad place to live
[02:36.09]Don’t have to worry ‘bout gettin’ shivved
[02:38.75]We got the same shit you got there
[02:42.01]Only we do it with a bit of flair
[02:44.89]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[02:47.64]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[02:50.45]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[02:52.97]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[02:56.23]It’s MOUNT MCKINLEY, GET IT RIGHT