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[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:02:50]

[00:00.70]We got an astronaut
[00:02.84]We got two hall of fames
[00:05.30]We got baseball diamonds
[00:07.63]We got basketball games
[00:10.56]We got caves in the hills
[00:12.83]We got scenic drives
[00:15.32]We got the Brewery District
[00:17.58]We got average crime
[00:20.79]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[00:23.16]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[00:25.60]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[00:27.90]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[00:30.94]All the sports are fuckin’ tragedies
[00:33.23]Except for soccer
[00:34.09]Does anyone care, please
[00:35.62]Browns can’t win with 29 QBs
[00:38.08]Guardians can’t even keep their damn name
[00:40.54]Lebron had to come in and save the Cavs
[00:42.78]‘Cept the Bengals and Blue Jackets aren’t half bad
[00:45.74]Joe Burrow is a legend
[00:48.23]Fuckin’ rad
[00:50.57]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[00:52.97]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[00:55.43]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[00:57.66]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[01:00.39]We got a big fuckin’ ark across the river
[01:02.49]Ohio didn’t want it, it’s a fairy tale
[01:05.16]How do they even explain the whales?
[01:07.55]Jesus rode a dinosaur with a ponytail
[01:10.09]Oh don’t worry, we got megachurches
[01:14.75]Stop on by and get your coffee
[01:17.21]Worship while you make your purchase
[01:20.36]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[01:22.82]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[01:25.26]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[01:27.48]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[01:30.30]The Eisenhower Interstate Highway System
[01:32.87]Ohio mastered it, fuckin’ listen
[01:34.81]All three main cities linked by 71
[01:37.70]Stop by the Flats to have some fun
[01:40.20]Get yo ass up to Put-In-Bay
[01:42.43]Lake Erie in the summer, there’s no way
[01:45.08]You gonna have a bad time when you’re drunk
[01:50.17]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[01:52.67]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[01:55.13]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[01:57.30]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[02:00.17]Somehow JD Vance is from here
[02:03.09]Better hope you’re not a queer
[02:05.14]Keep that shit bottled up tight
[02:07.59]Maybe I’ll tell ‘em, I just might
[02:10.09]No I won’t I’m a total chicken
[02:12.57]He once basically called fuckin’ Trump Hitler
[02:15.11]Now he got memes that make him bigger
[02:20.06]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[02:22.52]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[02:25.02]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[02:27.18]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[02:29.96]It’s actually not a bad place to live
[02:32.49]Don’t have to worry ‘bout gettin’ shivved
[02:34.84]We got the same shit you got there
[02:37.38]Only we do it with a bit of flair
[02:39.96]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[02:42.44]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[02:44.90]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[02:47.06]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[02:50.36]It’s MOUNT MCKINLEY, GET IT RIGHT