[ti:O-H I-O (Lexington Version)]
[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:02:43]

[00:00.88]We got an astronaut
[00:01.72]We got two hall of fames
[00:03.04]We got baseball diamonds
[00:04.36]We got basketball games
[00:05.67]We got caves in the hills
[00:06.87]We got scenic drives
[00:07.98]We got the Brewery District
[00:09.29]We got average crime
[00:12.54]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[00:13.37]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[00:15.90]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[00:18.01]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[00:20.96]All the sports are fuckin’ tragedies
[00:24.84]Except for soccer
[00:26.99]Does anyone care, please
[00:30.41]Browns can’t win with 29 QB’s
[00:32.67]Guardians can’t even keep their damn name
[00:35.05]Lebron had to come in and save the Cavs
[00:37.37]‘Cept the Bengals and Blue Jackets aren’t half bad
[00:41.11]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[00:43.28]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[00:45.80]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[00:47.96]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[00:50.63]We got a big fuckin’ ark across the river
[00:52.60]Ohio didn’t want it, it’s a fairy tale
[00:54.87]How do they even explain the whales?
[00:57.37]Jesus rode a dinosaur with a ponytail
[01:00.19]Oh don’t worry, we got megachurches
[01:03.27]Stop on by and get your coffee
[01:05.77]Worship while you make your purchase
[01:10.78]O-H-FUCKIN-I-O BITCH PLEASE
[01:13.26]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[01:15.77]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[01:17.96]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[01:20.76]The Eisenhower Interstate Highway System
[01:23.43]Ohio mastered it, fuckin’ listen
[01:25.43]All three main cities linked by 71
[01:28.06]Stop by the Flats to have some fun
[01:30.86]Get yo ass up to Put-In-Bay
[01:32.97]Lake Erie in the summer, there’s no way
[01:35.50]You gonna have a bad time when you’re drunk
[01:40.65]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[01:43.29]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[01:45.77]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[01:47.98]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[01:50.67]Somehow JD Vance is from here
[01:53.58]Better hope you’re not a queer
[01:55.82]Keep that shit bottled up tight
[01:58.31]Maybe I’ll tell ‘em, I just might
[02:00.79]No I won’t I’m a total chicken
[02:03.15]He once basically called fuckin’ Trump Hitler
[02:05.80]Now he got memes that make him bigger
[02:08.71]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[02:13.27]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[02:15.83]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[02:18.03]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[02:20.75]It’s actually not a bad place to live
[02:23.34]Don’t have to worry ‘bout gettin’ shivved
[02:25.74]We got the same shit you got there
[02:28.30]Only we do it with a bit of flair
[02:33.43]OHIO BITCH PLEASE
[02:35.98]Buckeye fandom is a fuckin’ disease
[02:38.47]Stop by the Amish and get some cheese
[02:40.70]It’s the heart of it all, and the reasons are these
[02:43.45]It’s MOUNT MCKINLEY, GET IT RIGHT