[ti:ONE OF ONE]
[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:02:16]

[00:12.63]Head on down to the local store
[00:14.92]Just got my paycheck, need some more
[00:17.16]Of those shrink wrapped boxes of pure gold
[00:19.76]It's time to rip, do what you're told
[00:22.54]Baseball, football, basketball
[00:24.90]Whatever your sport, they got 'em all
[00:27.24]Foil wrapped cardboard is the new old craze
[00:29.75]It's gonna happen to you one of these days
[00:31.93]Pulled a big hit
[00:34.11]This thing is the shit
[00:36.98]Auto, numbered, sharp corners four
[00:39.99]All I wanna know is
[00:41.00]How much can I sell it for
[00:43.23]Oh you got a collection in your garage?
[00:47.28]Haven't looked since the nineties
[00:49.72]Maybe someone's tryna' find these
[00:52.20]Sir excuse me have you heard of junk wax?
[00:54.80]Absolute fuckin' garbage in those packs
[00:57.21]Pulled a big hit
[00:59.17]This thing is the shit
[01:02.00]Auto, numbered, sharp corners four
[01:04.99]All I wanna know is
[01:06.09]How much can I sell it for
[01:07.76]Modern collectors lookin' for one of one
[01:09.83]You got a better chance just buying one
[01:12.34]Nah lets waste some money on these packs
[01:14.79]We'll hit it big, make stacks on stacks
[01:17.08]Pulled a big hit
[01:19.23]This thing is the shit
[01:22.10]Auto, numbered, sharp corners four
[01:25.06]All I wanna know is
[01:26.09]How much can I sell it for
[01:27.68]Everyone wants those serial numbers
[01:30.20]Catch the rainbow, all the colors
[01:32.68]Only problem dude, with all the variety
[01:34.97]The card's not rare anymore, can't ya see?
[01:37.17]Pulled a big hit
[01:39.23]This thing is the shit
[01:42.07]Auto, numbered, sharp corners four
[01:45.09]All I wanna know is
[01:46.17]How much can I sell it for
[01:47.86]Now lets talk about fucking grading
[01:50.20]The part of the hobby I'm always hating
[01:52.69]Yeah lets encase this fucker in plastic
[01:55.30]Put a number on it, price jump is drastic
[01:57.81]Never fuckin' touch that card again
[01:59.94]Just the plastic tombstone it's lyin' in
[02:02.75]Fuck it crack it open, send it back
[02:04.95]Maybe this time the grader won't smoke crack
[02:07.19]Pulled a big hit
[02:09.40]This thing is the shit
[02:12.21]Auto, numbered, sharp corners four
[02:15.21]All I wanna know is
[02:16.36]How much can I sell it for