[ti:RYAN SCHMID]
[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:02:47]

[00:10.66]Had a roommate back in ’99
[00:14.72]Everyone’s got a character, he was mine
[00:19.30]Introduced me to liquid huffs and 311
[00:24.16]That dorm room was fuckin’ heaven
[00:28.21]GOT A FUCKIN’ JOB WITH FASTENAL
[00:30.41]NOBODY KNOWS HE USED TO FUCKIN’ BALL
[00:32.79]STOLE HIS PANTS WHEN I PISSED MINE
[00:35.04]STILL HE’S UNAWARE OF THE CRIME
[00:38.05]Wooster Ohio was his home
[00:42.67]Didn’t even know that’s where I’m from
[00:47.34]Amish dude is what he called me
[00:51.99]Didn’t even know he fucking glazed me
[00:56.08]GOT A FUCKIN’ JOB WITH FASTENAL
[00:58.34]NOBODY KNOWS HE USED TO FUCKIN’ BALL
[01:00.62]STOLE HIS PANTS WHEN I PISSED MINE
[01:02.90]STILL HE’S UNAWARE OF THE CRIME
[01:05.89]Made a chiptune song about Mike Tyson
[01:08.18]Reversed the words so he’s Tike Myson
[01:10.50]Celebrate 311 day every year
[01:12.73]This dude could fuckin’ slam some beers
[01:16.96]GOT A FUCKIN’ JOB WITH FASTENAL
[01:19.04]NOBODY KNOWS HE USED TO FUCKIN’ BALL
[01:21.41]STOLE HIS PANTS WHEN I PISSED MINE
[01:23.74]STILL HE’S UNAWARE OF THE CRIME
[01:26.61]Once got the cops called to our dorm
[01:30.56]At the same time girlfriend and I are making porn
[01:35.78]Had to hide under the covers
[01:39.79]Nobody wanna be seein’ our fuckin’ nethers
[01:44.51]GOT A FUCKIN’ JOB WITH FASTENAL
[01:46.64]NOBODY KNOWS HE USED TO FUCKIN’ BALL
[01:49.10]STOLE HIS PANTS WHEN I PISSED MINE
[01:51.38]STILL HE’S UNAWARE OF THE CRIME
[01:56.69]His brother was the coolest dude in the world
[01:58.85]Saw my talent, had a solid girl
[02:01.14]Somehow Ryan was related
[02:03.44]Two sick brothers, neither one was hated
[02:05.65]GOT A FUCKIN’ JOB WITH FASTENAL
[02:07.35]NOBODY KNOWS HE USED TO FUCKIN’ BALL
[02:09.76]STOLE HIS PANTS WHEN I PISSED MINE
[02:12.08]STILL HE’S UNAWARE OF THE CRIME
[02:15.60]One time we drove out on 70
[02:17.39]Full car of stoners… ‘cept Ryan
[02:19.78]Beer is what he’s got in him
[02:21.58]Somehow he sees a deer on the road
[02:24.16]Previously he was passed out totally boned
[02:26.38]Still hit the fuckin’ thing and shattered the glass
[02:28.67]Not long after I was out on my ass
[02:32.80]GOT A FUCKIN’ JOB WITH FASTENAL
[02:34.86]NOBODY KNOWS HE USED TO FUCKIN’ BALL
[02:37.20]STOLE HIS PANTS WHEN I PISSED MINE
[02:39.49]STILL HE’S UNAWARE OF THE CRIME
[02:43.06]SA, Nick, Tim, and fuckin’ P-Nut
[02:47.41]Still nobody got what those dudes got