[ti:SCOTT BESSENT]
[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:02:23]

[00:02.00]Liberation day, holy fuck
[00:04.70]All of America out of luck
[00:07.49]Stock market tanks, what the hell
[00:10.33]Scott steps up and rings the bell
[00:13.18]Listen up you fucking peons
[00:15.28]The tariffs pay America for eons
[00:18.00]Still they couldn’t understand
[00:20.75]Doesn’t matter to his plans
[00:24.01]THE CHECKS ARE SIGNED BY ONE MAN
[00:26.68]MONETARY POLICY IS HIS PLAN
[00:29.47]YOU BEST KNOW WHO’S HEAVEN SENT
[00:32.27]TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT
[00:35.61]Oh that’s a nice war you got
[00:37.79]Oh you ran out of targets to get shot?
[00:40.49]Let me unleash economic armageddon
[00:43.08]Six months later we’re all in heaven
[00:46.28]THE CHECKS ARE SIGNED BY ONE MAN
[00:48.99]MONETARY POLICY IS HIS PLAN
[00:51.69]YOU BEST KNOW WHO’S HEAVEN SENT
[00:54.46]TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT
[00:57.32]Says two words, the market pumps
[00:59.96]Says three words, the market dumps
[01:03.05]Do not fuck with this one man
[01:05.66]Oh you’ve got an investment plan?
[01:08.65]It better align with this man’s views
[01:11.21]Or a shit ton of money you about to lose
[01:14.23]THE CHECKS ARE SIGNED BY ONE MAN
[01:16.86]MONETARY POLICY IS HIS PLAN
[01:19.56]YOU BEST KNOW WHO’S HEAVEN SENT
[01:22.56]TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT
[01:25.44]Trump checks say Trump, but we all know
[01:27.81]Who’s really running the fiscal show
[01:30.62]Never fumbles, never breaks a sweat
[01:33.41]Only professionalism is what you get
[01:36.33]Hey Scott by the way I’m single
[01:38.92]In case you ever wanted to mingle
[01:42.28]THE CHECKS ARE SIGNED BY ONE MAN
[01:44.78]MONETARY POLICY IS HIS PLAN
[01:47.45]YOU BEST KNOW WHO’S HEAVEN SENT
[01:50.30]TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT
[01:53.24]This man breaks Melania’s friends’ hearts
[01:55.98]Just by saying I don’t like that part
[01:58.78]A confident man is hard to find
[02:01.53]Especially one that’s into dudes like me
[02:04.56]Who am I kidding he’s out of my league
[02:07.10]He doesn’t deal with dudes who bottom feed
[02:10.00]Maybe one day I’ll hit the big time
[02:12.54]And get his number
[02:14.01]Yeah uhm… where were we?
[02:15.77]THE CHECKS ARE SIGNED BY ONE MAN
[02:18.36]MONETARY POLICY IS HIS PLAN
[02:21.00]YOU BEST KNOW WHO’S HEAVEN SENT
[02:23.85]TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT