[ti:Shaqconomy]
[ar:StickNutzman]
[al:Radio Free Arcadia Originals]
[by:synced by Nick Stutzman in the Arcadia lyric tuner]
[length:02:11]

[00:12.42]He's the honorary chief fun officer
[00:14.96]He's got Gold Bond in his pants
[00:17.54]You're gonna buy what he has on offer
[00:19.94]He even does ads in France
[00:22.93]The General salutes him
[00:25.23]He's got a pizza with his name
[00:27.65]Icy Hot on his shoulder
[00:30.05]He said Klarna splits your order
[00:32.50]Ain't nobody sell stuff like Shaq
[00:35.12]Carries the economy on his back
[00:37.92]On every channel, on every show
[00:40.53]He's always telling us where to go
[00:42.92]He'll get ya tipsy with a Beatbox
[00:44.82]Sell you a chair at Rooms To Go
[00:48.32]Big Chicken... has chicken
[00:50.63]And who doesn't like chicken, bro?
[00:52.98]Ain't nobody sell stuff like Shaq
[00:55.55]Carries the economy on his back
[00:58.42]On every channel, on every show
[01:00.86]He's always telling us where to go
[01:03.68]The gummies are Shaq-a-licious
[01:06.31]The Reebok shoes are pumps
[01:08.67]This mofo drives a Buick
[01:10.96]Actually probably not they suck
[01:13.43]Ain't nobody sell stuff like Shaq
[01:15.91]Carries the economy on his back
[01:18.78]On every channel, on every show
[01:21.40]He's always telling us where to go
[01:24.03]Burger King put his face on a whopper
[01:26.27]Vitamin Water to wash it down
[01:29.16]Even JC Penney getting in on it
[01:31.65]Drink Shaq Fu Punch you clown
[01:33.91]Ain't nobody sell stuff like Shaq
[01:36.38]Carries the economy on his back
[01:39.35]On every channel, on every show
[01:41.83]He's always telling us where to go
[01:44.53]Big dude owns a-hundred-fitty-five Five Guys
[01:47.81]Do the math, that's seven-hundo-seventy-Five Guys
[01:49.62]Twenty-four hour fitness? How bout forty 40 large
[01:52.24]Even Auntie Annie's pretzels fill this guy's money barge
[01:54.78]Soda Shaq, Shaq Fu, even Shaq-a-claus
[01:57.29]Shaq-a-roni, Shaq-and-cheese
[01:58.64]Dear god make it end now please
[02:00.77]Ain't nobody sell stuff like Shaq
[02:03.43]Carries the economy on his back
[02:06.24]On every channel, on every show
[02:08.72]He's always telling us where to go
[02:11.49]Oh wait... didn't he also play basketball?